"Unsolicited Windshield Cleaning Company" Jay Legend Inspired T-Shirt #TheVelveetaRoom and outdoor lovers

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"Unsolicited Windshield Cleaning Company" Jay Legend Inspired T-Shirt #TheVelveetaRoom and outdoor loversJay Legend turns one of lifes most awkward encounters into comedy you can wear. The Unsolicited Windshield Cleaning Company tee is a parody business logo inspired by his classic bit about how homeless entrepreneurs show up out of nowhere, splash your windshield with that mysterious brown water, and then try to negotiate payment for a service you never wanted. This shirt keeps it clean and simplejust like the business itselfwith a minimal left chest