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Overstimulated Hair ClawShaped like a tiny floor caution sign, this claw doesnt just hold your hairit sets boundaries. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore, it silently announces to the world: proceed with snacks and silence or not at all. Perfect for chaotic mornings, crowded spaces, or anytime your brain has 47 tabs open (and at least 3 are playing music), this sturdy claw grips your hair like youre gripping your last nervefirmly and without apology. Features: Eye

pink or yellow

or questionable life choices

and frequent use of the phrase “I actually do give a damn

Oversized clip at 6 inches long so it can hold even the longest fullest hair

the neighbor who keeps stealing your wifi

friendship

Don’t worry

and Colorado locals

The perfect card for your boss

This design also comes in a cute greeting card

Funny retro style cards for all the assholes printed on high quality 130lb paper with vibrant colors

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