Prize Tee Retro Style

Prize Tee Retro StyleHolding a contest, but not sure what to give as the prize? Not everybody is going to like everything and there are sure to be some groans over the choice. That is, unless you buy this. Just make sure that if you buy a size large, you only let size large people enter the contest. Actually, that doesn't seem right, don't do that. There must be a good use case for this shirt to exist. We'll get there. Future description TBD. The classic fit of this shirt

You happened to visit this site on the day with no birthdays

When I was 10 years old

It doesn't have to be perfect

Nobody's checking and this is vague enough to get away with it

Nobody wants to read about all that on your shirt though

you may not technically be a local

Thanks to dopamine regulation cycles that haven't kept up with our societal evolution

Why did everyone in the wild west live out in the desert instead of going slightly more west to where the weather gets a lot better

Do you not actually care about brightening other people's day

everyone sells the same ridiculous looking shirts of the two football helmets bumping into each other

Those who stand for everything fall for nothing

but worried that someone might see you out in the wild and have questions