Involuntary Class War Conscript Sweatshirt Size:5XL

Involuntary Class War Conscript Sweatshirt Size:5XLWe didn't sign up for or want class war but, unfortunately, the billionaire class has made being a part of it compulsory and it starts before we're even born. The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean cut style. Meanwhile, the double needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top tier durability. Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear away

Did you make it all the way through the COVID pandemic and forget to get a souvenir shirt that you were there and part of it

All they could give me was like $2 off a Monster Energy Drink in the end

the moral of the story

We have less money

This is just a funny gag

you work for

A certain athletic company we aren't even allowed to name currently owns 24 trademarks for the use of three stripes and has filed 90 lawsuits becuase they didn't like how hopeful business people were drawing their lines

Do you dream of seizing the means of production to push back against corporatism

Man oh man do we have something for you

Do you get a dopamine rush when you click the purchase button

They want good lives for their family and friends

weird guy with the astoundingly backwards take of 1984