Ringmaster of the Shitshow - Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel tote 9 kg) • Dimensions: 9

9 kg) • Dimensions: 9 x 1 x 7 in (22

This crochet egg features a playful “You’re absolutely EGG-cellent” quote card designed to celebrate effort

Design reads: I'll Have A Vodka Xanax On The Rocks

With her snug blanket cape and popcorn bowl crown

Ringmaster of the Shitshow - Flour Sack Hang Tight Towel tote 9 kg) • Dimensions: 9Breathe personality into any room with a towel that won't fall! This (patented) Hang Tight Towel features a pun intended phrase and is great for drying dishes, baking bread, or snapping butts! 100% Cotton 26"x 26", when fully exposed Hang Tight Towel Technology All towels are pre washed, and lint free! Design reads: Ringmaster Of The Shitshow